Friday, March 25, 2011

Geli NYAHHH!

Assalamualaikum.
NYAHH??
ow no no no.
Entry kali ni takde kaitan ngn golongan BENGKOK lua sane tu.
Maaf bg y trase aty.AMPUNN NYAHH.-,-"

Well,actually.
Nak cte pe y jadi ptg smlm,kat Rembau.
Oh yess.Rembau.or,to be exact,BSN Rembau.
Grr.
Fobia plk ak nak p sane.
Elok2 ak mood happy2 kua jejalan ngn emak tercinta,ttbe balek.mood da spoil.
Cepp.

Alkisahnya begini.
Ak p BSN sbb nak beli num pin maktab.aiye.memula xnak,malas.
Tp,mak kate,apply jela.ne tau dpt lak.
So,ak p jelah.
Amek num giliran.
Tggu jap.
Num kena pggil,ak pon pegila.Kaunter 6.
Okey.

'Ye dik,dtg tuk ape ni?'
'Request for pin number,KPLSPM' *Err,i tend to speak in English at formal times.spontaneous act.=="
'Err,ape?'
'Opps,sorry.nak beli num pin,tuk KPLSPM.'
'Baru abes SPM ke,dpt bape?' *Sambil menghulurkan slip kemende tu.
'Nope,STPM.,ni nak isi camne ni?' *Mata pndg slip je.
'Oh,camni.sini tules name,sblh ni letak ic,bwh tu letak KPLSPM n sblh tu letak num fon.tuk rujukan.' *Suara confident gle 'abg' neh.
'Okey' *Menulis dgn penuh teliti tanpa menyedari sesuatu.-,-
'Da apply u dah?Ble tarikh ttup?'
'Oh,dah.em,next month' *Sepatah2 je jwb.fyi,ak mmg kurg mesra dgn org y baru kenal.especially LELAKI!maaflah.GELI NYAHHH.
'6 ringgit ye,dik.'
*Ak menghulurkan slip ngn duet skali.
'Okey,nah.time kaseh.dtg lagi'
*Ak senyum tawar je.gile ape nak suh ak senyum manis2.my SYG ade kat lua.kena cubit nnt,eheh. (mak den lahh) :P

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2 jam kemudian.

Bigbang - tonight berbunyi dr u10i ku menandakan msg masuk.
Unknown num plk.
-MSG 1-
Ai nga watpe??
-REPLY-
Sp ni?
-MSG 2-
Abg BSN,,nak bknalan bleyh??

Respond ak agak lambat,sbb time tu,nga calling2.
Pas bace msg tu.Ak menjerit sakan.
MAKKKKKKK!!!!!!!GELIIIIIIII!!!
*apo kono eh?
NI HAAA.BRADER KAT BSN TD BG MSG!!
*hah??mano dio dapek num ko?
ALAAA.TD DY SUH LETAK NUM FON SKALI,ADK LETAK JELA.DA DY KATE TUK RUJUKAN.
*sojak bilo boli num pin kono lotak num fon skali?
ERKK.AAH LA.SEJAK BLE PLAK KAN MAK KAN.ABES TU,NI ADK KENA TIPU LA NI.??
*nampak gayo eh camtu la.muahahahaha. (cyes,mak den golak bosa lopeh tu)
ARGHHHHH,GOLIIIIIIII DENN!!!!

Ak tlh dtpu rupanya.hampeh btl brader tu.
Nyirapp ak.mmg pasni kot ak tpakse g BSN,ak takkan jejakkan kaki kat BSN REMBAU lg.
Grr..spoilkan kenangan indah aku je.

Bila cte ngn akk ak td,mmsg gelak je.cepp.
K.janah kate,uih.tu kot report kat bos dy tu,best tu dik.
Ak pn pk camtuh gak.tp,perlu ke tak ek?
Lgpon brader tu dah x msg lg.malu kot msg sorg2.ekeke.

Moral of the day ; jgn maen bg je num kat org,evnthou org tu org bank ke pe ke.kalo nak bg pon,bg num y x pkai sgt.or num parents.haa.or at least tny dl btl2,ape tjuan dy mtk num fon.tkot nnt kena kaco cam ak.*pelik btl.ak slekeh2 cm smlm tu pn ade aty nak usha.desperate ke hape.-,-"

WANTED ;
Oh ye.muke brader tu,agak cerah,putih gak la.bdn tembam2.
sape kenal brader ni,sila sepak trajang kan dy tuk ak.TQ.

-Pemboikot tegar BSN Rembau-

2 comments:

Dahlan said...

My god. What a terrible thing to do as a bank staff. He really doesn't understand age difference between you and him right? He way older than you. He's really a dumb2.

Btw, borang tuwh ko kena isi phone number ke? Anyway, i think he really is a gatal person. Gi lah kacau awek2 yg keje kat Bank tuwh. Ni tak. Nak kacau lepasan sekolah. Dodol betul lah. Mmg memalukan kaum laki jer. If I was you, I would just say, "Eh, ak de BF ok !". He will surely stop bothering you.

Smile always :)

*najaah* said...

dahlan,he's not that way older than me actually.5 yrs older,maybe?

xpyh isi pn num fon tu sbnrnya,da tny org laen y apply num pin maktab kat BSN y same.tp ade la blank tuk tulis rujukan.well.kena tipu.shitooo btl.
yes.will do 'Eh,ak de BF ok!' next time.haha

thank you. :)